#3464 Draw Me Like One Of Your French Recluses

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Richard Branson sort of went to space, and we sort of don't care. But we're definitely not calling him "Sir". Plus, a heated baseball rivalry has one team taking off jerseys and another team layering up under the Houston sun.

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0:00.0	Oh, sweetie, you got a little Mars cocktail on your beautiful gray dress there.
0:03.7	Can we get that for free?
0:05.2	What? The Mars cocktail? Can we get one of those for free?
0:07.6	Because she spilled a little bit on her dress?
0:09.8	Sure.
0:10.4	Great, because if you said no, I would have gone home and got on Yelp and said that I found a Lego head in my corn.
0:17.2	I've done that to a lot of places it works.
0:25.5	I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.
0:29.1	Now what I'm with isn't it?
0:31.0	And what's it seems weird and scary to me?
0:33.9	Objection on the grounds that I'm like, what?
0:37.1	It out people think I'm fancy, but I like nothing more than to end the day
0:42.4	with one of these fine hamburger sandwiches from the good people at the McDonald's.
0:47.3	You think you're too cool for school?
0:49.9	But I got a news flash for you Walter Cronkite.
0:54.1	You aren't.
0:55.1	Well, I've got to run. I can hear the blender crying.
1:02.9	All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL,
1:08.3	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:10.6	What a fun sexy time for you.
1:12.2	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:18.8	Coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center, high in the sky,
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