#3463 A Squeeze Machine For My Brain
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2021
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Luke realizes he has sleep apnea, so he and Andrew practice snoring exercises. Plus, an oral history of food expiration dates and an oral history of Ringo Starr being kind of annoying.
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| 0:00.0 | How many hot dogs do you eat in a day, Tim? |
| 0:03.0 | I rather not answer that. Thank you, though. |
| 0:06.0 | Did you eat hot dogs today? |
| 0:09.0 | Not exactly. And why are you bringing this up? |
| 0:12.0 | Well, you have mustered on your shirt and frankly your burps wreak of hot dogs. |
| 0:17.0 | I had a hot dog bowl earlier today. Yes, I did. |
| 0:20.0 | And what is a hot dog bowl? |
| 0:23.0 | It's like a burrito bowl. |
| 0:25.0 | But it's chopped up hot dogs in a big old bread bowl. |
| 0:29.0 | So like a much larger, less healthy hot dog. |
| 0:32.0 | Can I go? I'm starving. |
| 0:34.0 | T-T-T-B-T-L |
| 0:40.0 | Guess what day it is? |
| 0:42.0 | Guess what day it is. |
| 0:44.0 | It's Friday. Friday. |
| 0:47.0 | Gotta get down on Friday. |
| 0:49.0 | Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. |
| 0:51.0 | I have no idea why I have Fritz Schneider's solo album. |
| 0:55.0 | Why did I buy this funky little purchase? |
| 0:59.0 | Is it Fritz Schneider? |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.0 | Why did I buy this funky little purchase? |
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