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Yay, we're here to do, have we done petting zoos before? It sounds familiar, but I don't know.

It feels like something we've accidentally tangentially touched upon many times. And we're

going to do petting zoos, but before that, Alexander wanted to take a moment to tell us something

exciting. Something really exciting. Yeah, if some of you, some of you might remember that a couple years ago, I was involved in a film

as an actor and it was a fun comedy horror.

Well, the same team.

He's a Skelly award winner.

Don't let his modesty fool you.

I want a Skelly for Best Actor.

It was the highlight of my career so far as an actor and also my only moment of my career so far as an actor.

Anyway, we are creating a new film for the same film festival.

You should have quit while your head because then you'd be like won and done and you've 100% win rate.

Never mind. I'm going to not announce anything. I'm just going to back out. You can do it

without me. Find a new star. Yeah. So we're really excited. We're filming it this summer. I am putting

some of my own money in, but we also have a go fund me because we're just a bunch of, I don't

know, independent filmmakers, most of them in Cincinnati, just trying to make something good and fun.

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