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Hello, everyone. Welcome to Beach, too, Sandi, Water, Too Wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most traumatic fashion. I'm your sister host, Christine.

And I'm brother host, Zandi. Hello. Welcome to the show.

We're so excited because, A, we're talking about GameStop today, and who wouldn't be just totally jazzed about that. And B, we are releasing more content than ever in more places than ever. And Zandi is going to give us a little refresh on that. Well, we have a full video of our show in San Francisco that we just did. And we're putting it all up on YouTube. So I wore my strawberry sweater and it's really

cute. So you should go look at it. Yeah. I don't think my outfit was that cute. But I'm sure I

looked so handsome. So go watch that on our YouTube channel. Just go just free for everyone.

It's just free. It's just up there. This time patrons don't get to feel special for once.

But we are posting also more

like clips of the video episodes of our podcast, but just like five minutes at a time. So yeah,

if you want to see us react to things in certain like parts of the episode in like a longer format

than just a TikTok, we'll be posting those on YouTube. So that'll be kind of fun.

Yeah. And then, oh, beyond that, the GoFundMe for forecast, the film was, it's been,

thank you to everyone for participating, anyone who donated, whatever. Yeah. I was like,

when do I get my reward? And he's like, there's no rewards. It's not a Kickstarter. And I was like, oh, I regret everything. That's why I was like, if you don't want to do it, I get it. Because you don't get anything back. But the joy of being a part of the first ever Schiefer Madness Productions production. Like, we're along with Werewolf Smoking Werewolf Productions, we're producing this. Is it werewolf smoking werewolf productions we're producing this so is it werewolf smoking werewolf no it's not i just thought of the word werewolf first madness

she for madness yeah madness she for madness so go watch or go donate if you want it's in bound below

and then you can watch the old film sorry i just took half an Adderall because I'm a mess right now. So hopefully that kicks in any second now. I don't think it hits that fast on the- I know. I'm telling people why I'm a mess and why it hasn't kicked in yet. I'm saying. I was going to say, oh, we're both in like a really weird headspace today and feeling really sleepy. And then you kind of just jumped in and said, like, you're going to be like elevated. Is that true? No. No, I'm trying to get to a baseline here. I'm not trying to take Adderall to be normal. To try and exist in this world. Yeah. Agreed. Okay, perfect. Well, then on that case, Alexander, I guess we're going to talk about GameStop,

your favorite place. Speaking of being normal, going to GameStop. It's fucking losers.

Your fourth place. Is that what they call it?

My fourth place? Wait.

My second place? Yeah, that's what I mean. Is that? Wait, third places? Wait, what do they call it? I don't know. Now I'm in my head about it, but I don't think it's fourth places. That's what I know. I know it's second life. Like you have the spaces that exist. A third place. Oh, it is a third place. I'm like four, two? How many? Second place is a bar in Cincinnati. Oh, and second life is also a game you can get a game stop maybe. I'm not sure. But third place is, it was Zandi's third place in high school, middle school. I don't even know what my second one is. I don't have a second or third one anymore.

Home and school are the two. Well, I don't have school anymore, so I don't have even a second. Because I don't go to GameStop anymore because it sucks. And it used to be my favorite place in the world. And it kind of sucks now. Did you know that Griffin McElroy used to work at GameStop? I just thought of this. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And he was held up while you were there at gunpoint. Yeah, that makes sense. But I think he said that they had it under a like a sweatshers. So he's like, I didn't even know if it was like, you can have everything. I don't care.

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