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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Luke is bracing for this weekend's intense heat wave while Andrew is not taking it seriously enough. Plus, a mysterious elephant migration is fascinating China, people are getting worse at The Price Is Right, and why ketchup bottles are biased against hot dogs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I just think I feel much better about it if we could lock down a great representation visually of what my brand is.

0:07.0

Okay, so how exactly would you describe your brand?

0:11.0

It's like aesthetically or cinematographically, if that's a word.

0:14.0

It's not.

0:15.0

I feel like it's everything you loved about the classic movies of our childhood, like Sandlot,

0:21.0

Billy Madison, Apocalypse Now, Happy Gilmore Clueless.

0:24.0

But at the same time, I feel like my brand is not rooted in the past.

0:27.0

It's actually very forward thinking and like futuristic.

0:30.0

It's like imagine like what 20-90 is like.

0:33.0

But like, it's being described by someone who's from 1920.

0:38.0

T-T-B-T-L.

0:45.0

Guess what day it is?

0:47.0

Guess what day it is.

0:49.0

It's Friday. Friday.

0:51.0

Gotta get down on Friday.

0:53.0

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

0:56.0

So I'm what's known as a psychic medium.

0:58.0

But I'm also clear sentient, which means that I feel my angels.

1:02.0

I'm also a clear voient, which means I can see.

1:06.0

I'm also a clear audience, which is most of the time I actually hear voices.

1:11.0

And I also do financial advising.

1:13.0

I'm not handled like this well.

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