My 11 has turned into a casual tent, and now he won't stop singing, playing, and just

referencing that gaba ghoul thing. So, thanks!

T-B-T-L!

Hey, where's the freaking gaba ghoul?

I will not tolerate monkeys living on campus. If I wanted to run a monkey hotel,

I'd install a banana buffet. I'd use vines as elevators, and I'd put tailholes in the

bath robes, and I'd lower all the shower knobs.

I thought, well, this is a great, bright group of people. They're really into what they're doing,

they're exciting, they're excited, they're doing cool things, they're wacky, and I fit right in.

There you have it, a practical example of modern communication.

Alright, hello! Good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

You want to do a make-believe radio show in a room somewhere,

coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center, high in the sky, above Portland, Oregon,

where it is currently just absolutely beautiful out.

Oh, ma, Pa, it's just beautiful.

But we are under an advisor, it's going to get pretty warm this afternoon, and then Friday,

Saturday, and Sunday are going to be positively scorching.

Some reports it could be 111 degrees and went on Saturday,

which feels warm for June. I don't know, I've only lived here for eight or nine months,

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