344: QVC Reviews

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original
0:05.2	from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth
0:10.2	Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,
0:15.5	set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,
0:22.1	a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing
0:26.5	together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the
0:31.7	impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong
0:38.2	and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,
0:41.3	Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated
0:44.0	than she ever planned.
0:45.8	She's in over her head and head over heels.
0:48.5	Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible.
0:51.2	Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.
0:54.0	Welcome to beach, too sandy, water to wet.
0:58.9	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
1:07.1	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
1:32.3	Hello, dear listeners. Welcome to Beach, you Sandy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
1:37.8	I'm your sibling host, Christine.
1:40.2	And I'm your sibling host, Zandi.
1:42.6	Yeah, yes, we're both sibling hosts. I don't know. I was going to say sister, but... Sister host sounds like the Mormon thing. Sister host. I don't want that. Brother host. Yeah, it feels very handmade's tail it away, you know. Anyway, I will say the vibes are weird today, Zandi. Well, yeah. Look at what we're talking about. Look at what we're wearing. Oh, yeah, we're wearing, oh, well, not everyone can see, but those who can. Can you see me? Who needs an only fan when you've got matching sibling t-shirts to pay for on Patreon when you can see them on video only behind a paywall.
2:18.5	I guess what she said, but I don't, I don't know if I, not, maybe not all of it.
2:22.6	Yeah, if you want to see this Bronosaurus, you better pay up because I got this a dinosaur
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