0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.9	Hello, everyone, and welcome to Beach, you Sandy Water Too Wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:43.8	My name is X-Tine.
0:45.1	My name is Zandi.
0:46.9	Welcome, welcome.
0:47.6	We are reading recipes, reviews of cocktail recipes.
0:52.7	Recipes reviews of cocktail recipes. Well said, my friend. Thank you. Cause your cocktail. Oh, it's empty. Oh, no. You didn't just think you should have made a new one. Well, remember it was out of a can. Oh, you should get another can. That's even easier. I should. Hold on. What?
1:20.1	I just looked over at Blaise's office and he's exercising in there.
1:22.8	And I'm just pulling open the fridge and getting a.
1:26.9	I saw you like taking pictures, sneaky pictures.
1:30.1	No, you creep.
1:32.4	I literally heard you say.
1:36.0	Say what? Yes, Blaze, as you were taking pictures.
1:39.1	It was creepy, I know.
1:40.7	I know.
1:41.4	Well, that wasn't about Blaze.
1:46.7	That was about.
1:50.2	That was, I was saying, yes, glaze.
1:54.0	Oh. Oh.
1:56.8	Oh, okay. I'm just going to let you talk about your can.
2:00.7	Cut this out. It's not funny. Okay.
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