343. 300 Miles in 3 Days!!!! with Dave Elliott and Andrew Ryan
Tea With Me
Shane Todd
4.8 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:29.9 | We're on. We're on. Do you want to repeat that? |
| 0:33.3 | Boy, it's great to see you. Two good friends of mine. I want to kick off by asking you a question, do you wash your legs? |
| 0:42.0 | Yes. |
| 0:44.2 | David? |
| 0:45.6 | Not normally, but on occasion. |
| 0:47.7 | You don't wash him weirdly? |
| 0:49.1 | Yeah, I wash them in a bidet. |
| 0:52.3 | No, I don't actively get down and scrub them usually unless I've been out doing something in the dirty. So only if they're muddy, will you wash them? Yeah. Are you saying Andrew, every time you have a bath or a shower, you'll wash your legs as part of it? I've got one of those scrubby things, and it's like just gets the dead skin off. A lufth? Have you you're a liva and I just rub it all down my legs |
| 1:11.8 | is it a lufa? |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah I think that's what it's called yeah You mean the on the stick or like No it's on a springy thing Yeah yeah Right One of them I just put like That's quite feminine I don't I'm not judging Well I live with a woman so Yeah But is it hers? |
| 1:25.4 | Sorry I, but I don't wear thongs. |
| 1:28.4 | We share the same. |
| 1:31.0 | Toilet area, like. woman so yeah but is it hers or is so yeah but I don't wear thongs yeah but we share the same |
| 1:30.2 | toilet area like it's unisex but you don't have your own like sponge or anything very |
| 1:35.5 | forward thinking of you I've got like whatever's in there I use like yes yes I don't wake up |
| 1:40.3 | and go got I have to mail thing today it's like, oh, I'll use that today. |
| 1:45.1 | Right. |
| 1:45.7 | Just normally she has gloves |
| 1:46.7 | and everything, |
| 1:47.2 | you know, |
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