Um, the last time I was here. Hold on, by the way, we, we can roll. Is this story suitable?

Yes, fine. Okay, we're wrong. Just let everybody know we're wrong. It's not interesting, but the last time I was here. Yeah. I parked up the road and I was running to get here on time. My phone flew out in my pocket, fell on the ground, dead straight away. This was my backup phone, so I had to use this. I still have it. I got a new phone yesterday. Oh, a brand's that? Like, look at it. And people are always saying to me, on Instagram, they're like, Emma, please, will you buy a new phone?

Yeah, you could take, you'd get about 50 quid for that in the Antiques Roadshow?

Yeah, but the new phone, I have the new phone at home, I haven't even set it up because I hate setting up phones.

I hate just getting a new phone.

But I got one of those, um...

PlayStation?

No.

What was that? Some ones one that open up yeah yeah oh yeah you yeah you'd have post-it notes in the back of your phone you know what I mean those ones that open up and you've got your cards in here no your shopping list off not that your text is massive about you as well. No, no. It's a slick. That's me.

Is it? Is it? Is it? Do you hold your phone like this close?

I don't have the leather fucking case on my phone? Fuck off. that's why it's smashed the bits that's why it smashed the bits

but yeah I have a new phone now

but I just can't even

get engaged I can't engage

I told you you don't leave the shop

until they've done the setup for you

you say to the young fella, do it all for me. I'll wait. You take your time. I'll be here. No, I do not leave that shop until they've done everything. Yeah. I'm actually, I'm not being fully truthful. My, not you, my Shane, set it up.

Yeah, I wouldn't have thought you, if you said that, I wouldn't have thought you met me. No, but I just thought, just because he set it up. This other Shane I know. Yeah. And I said, don't set it up now because I'm busy. I don't want to get involved with the phone. He's like, I'll just do it for you, but he kept, it had the face recognition on it.

So all day, yes, and he just kept doing that to me.

Ah, yeah.

Oh, he's like, I'll just do it for you. But he kept, it had the face recognition on it.

So all day, yes, he just kept doing that to me. Ah, yeah. Oh, he's like, fuck off. I'm Shane, am I Shane too in your life? Ooh, no. You would. Let me see. Well, okay, there's my Shane. Yeah, 100% fair. Fair. That's fair.

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