344. Granny Swap??? with Willy T and Matthew Dinsmore
Tea With Me
Shane Todd
4.8 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Sippers welcome! This week I'm joined by comedians and friends of the show William Thompson and Dinzy.
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| 0:00.0 | Dinds, you have a nice wee t-shirt collection, brother? |
| 0:02.1 | Thank you. |
| 0:03.1 | This is actually a guy from my school's own brand. |
| 0:05.6 | Oh? |
| 0:06.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.8 | What's a brand? |
| 0:07.9 | Free Goofy, you call it. He actually gives me it. Free Goofy, like it's a movement? Yeah, free him. To free Goofy? I don't know what he did. Goofy's on the list, mate. Do you know I saw the list |
| 0:19.1 | Matthew Dinsmore |
| 0:23.5 | William Tom mate. Do you know I saw the list? Matthew Dinsmore. William Thompson. Hello. Here we are, boys. A couple of boys, like. A couple of broars. A couple of broars. Didn't we have a lot of fun last night? We did. Plenty of fun. We were doing Dindsay's panel show, Wofflers. Wofflers, you're actually the reigning champion now. |
| 0:39.0 | I won a wee turtle |
| 0:39.7 | didn't it? |
| 0:40.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.0 | You did? |
| 0:41.5 | Well, he took his shirt |
| 0:42.1 | off at the end. Did you go out for pints after the show? I didn't take my shirt off at the end. I slipped a tit. That's not, Janet Jacksoned it. |
| 0:50.6 | You actually slipped two tits. |
| 0:52.0 | You slipped one tit. |
| 0:53.2 | Went back, came back out, |
| 0:54.6 | both tits were slipped. |
| 0:55.6 | Oh, that second one was an actual tit slip. |
| 0:57.7 | Imagine he came out. jacksoned it. You actually slipped two tits. You slipped one, came back out, both tits were slipped. |
| 0:55.6 | Oh, that second one was an actual tits slip. Imagine you came out of third time. Three them. It's a shame we didn't have enough time. Yeah. Well, we're a good tit. Did you go out for a couple of pints after the show? I went out with you. I didn't have a couple of pounds, but I went that with you. Half a pint. |
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