341: Reviews of Farmers' Markets

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	Think of a breakfast muffin with sausage and egg. Yep, that's the one. You can see it, can't you? Deep in your mind.
0:09.1	Sausage, egg, cheese, muffin. I don't even need to say its name, do I? Breakfast, done properly.
0:18.6	Served until 11am.
0:20.5	The £5 meal deal from McDonald's.
0:22.6	Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what?
0:28.6	That's right, five pounds.
0:30.6	It's not called the £5 meal deal for nothing.
0:33.6	From 11am.
0:35.6	Not available on delivery.
0:36.6	Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply.
0:38.3	Participating restaurant's subjects of availability.
0:40.3	Welcome to beach, to sandy, water to wet.
0:45.3	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:53.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast,
0:58.2	but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello, everyone.
1:17.5	Welcome to Beach to Sandy, water, too wet.
1:21.5	We would love to see you and your party here in the front row for our podcast.
1:27.9	Yes. Welcome. I see you down there party here in the front row for our podcast. Yes.
1:28.7	Welcome.
1:29.6	I see you down there.
1:31.4	Take a load off.
1:32.4	Take a load off.
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