340: Reviews of Hard Seltzer

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	All right guys, let's head to the stadium and grab some high ground.
0:03.2	Copy that? I'll drop near the checkpoint.
0:05.0	I'll take the building on the left.
0:06.3	And watch out for any teams going for the same spot.
0:08.6	I'm in position.
0:10.8	Whoa, that does not sound good.
0:14.4	Play it down, play it down.
0:16.4	You need broadband that can keep up with your play.
0:19.4	More gamers are choosing EE broadband, the UK's fastest growing broadband provider.
0:25.2	Let's do this.
0:26.2	Search EE Broadband.
0:27.7	To verify I see EE.com.ukuk slash claims.
0:30.5	Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know
0:41.4	what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
1:10.5	Hello and welcome to beach to sandy, water, too wet.
1:14.5	This is a podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
1:15.8	My name is Zandi.
1:21.9	Hi, I'm X-teen, and we're delighted to be joining you today for episode 340.
1:25.2	Yeah, our first episode of Pride Month.
1:29.3	So, of course, we had to do a pride-related theme.
1:31.0	Hard Seltzers.
1:34.0	Yeah, well, it was also my birthday, or it is.
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