0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.1	Hello, everyone.
0:37.3	Welcome to Beach to Sandy, water too wet. We would love to see you and your party here in the front row for our podcast.
0:47.7	Yes, welcome. I see you down there. Take a load off. Take a load off. Order a drink. You have to because there's probably a two drink minimum tonight. Yeah, it can be Coca-Cola, but it's going to be $6. Also, what's at our step? I'd always say that made you make both of us so crazy. Oh, take your shoes off. Take your shoes off, stay a while. No, take your coat off, stay a while.
1:12.6	If we had a hat on, if we had a coat on, it was always like, take, but it was also like, then if you didn't, if you said no thanks, it was like, well, that's actually not an, you actually take your coat off.
1:21.6	It was sort of like.
1:22.6	It wasn't an ask, it was a demand.
1:24.6	It was sort of like implied that it wasn't optional.
1:27.8	Yeah.
1:28.4	Anyway.
1:31.5	Also, another one is close your mouth.
1:32.5	You're catching flies.
1:34.0	That was classic.
1:35.9	While watching TV.
1:37.3	And if my mouth was open, yeah.
1:39.5	Oh, I didn't watch TV if my mouth open.
1:41.4	Okay, that's never mind. I guess I was just a me thing to do.
1:43.3	My bad.
1:47.5	Funny.
1:47.9	Funny.
1:49.3	Anyway, and I did.
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