#340 - Bog Body Ready, Long Haul Phaal and Nish Kumar

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Today’s show is a titanic showdown between two arch-nemeses. It’s Disraeli against Gladstone, it’s David versus Goliath, it’s The Rumble in the Jungle; it’s Elis James facing up to his footballing rival Nish Kumar. Sparks fly, scores are settled, and a listener’s dilemma is answered (sort of) in the process.

It’s also an episode that seeks to teach as well as entertain. And if learning that we should be writing big messages on big melons isn’t enough education for you, we’re not sure what is. Plus, Britain’s youngest broadcasters lament the clothing choices of their fellow young people.

Keep your scintillating messages of mad daddery, eating challenge crazies, and everything in between coming in to [email protected] or on WhatsApp on 07974 293 022

Transcript

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0:00.0	My name is Joe Wilkinson and I've managed to force Patrick Bamford to come on a
0:05.4	podcast of me and he's going to slowly fall in love with me. Do you go to the tip?
0:09.2	Believe we're not, yeah, I do. Do you go to the supermarket? No. You know when all the shirts started getting
0:15.5	tie on the players and they started selling them like that to the general public?
0:20.1	Yeah yeah and everyone looked like sausages.
0:23.0	My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.
0:27.0	Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:30.0	BBC Sounds, music radio podcasts. Oh, Hello there you're listening to the Ellis James and John Robbins
1:08.1	podcast thank you very much for downloading this Friday release if you're thinking in a circular way or I don't know what a linear
1:17.6	Thank you very much a download need to be honest I have perked up. I was very glum until I saw John and Dave but now I feel better
1:26.9	Because Wales had one of the worst football results in the history last night. Oh did they? We failed to beat Gibraltar who are ranked
1:35.0	two hundred and third in the world. What was the score? It was nil-0. We huffed and puffed.
1:40.4	Was it in Gibraltar? No, I'm not even sure they play any games in Gibraltar. It was in the Algarve.
1:46.0	It was actually about 15 minutes from where I was on holiday last week, and we took about a thousand fans to my favorite place on earth and it looked lovely but then my God we were we were out of ideas John couldn't break down a team of postman and the bloke who sells fruit in the market.
2:03.0	Someone tweeted me to say that even Gibraltar were playing an experimental team.
2:08.4	Now that does sound bad.
2:10.4	Well, um, is that, was it a qualifier? No, it was, um, it's just an end of season
2:15.2	friendly which I don't think anyone wanted to play. A complete waste of time.
2:18.0	It was a complete waste of time, apart from, uh, a friend of mine who went and drank an awful lot of
2:22.4	superbock.
2:23.3	Oh, that's nice.
2:24.3	So that looks nice.
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