My name is Joe Wilkinson and I've managed to force Patrick Bamford to come on a

podcast of me and he's going to slowly fall in love with me. Do you go to the tip?

Believe we're not, yeah, I do. Do you go to the supermarket? No. You know when all the shirts started getting

tie on the players and they started selling them like that to the general public?

Yeah yeah and everyone looked like sausages.

My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.

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I'm unable to tell you why or how Starmer and Suna talking over each other reminded me

of John and I playing a made-up game but let me tell you it's nice to be so influential and surely a

cabinet position will be offered to us regardless of who wins the election

because we're very neutral when it comes to the election.

Because of course in what would be a historic first the king has already sounded

out director general of the BBC Tim Davy about five live forming a government of

all the talents Adrian Charles Chiles would be Secretary of State for Bea Gardens

and minister for opening crisps in that way that means everyone is a loud sum.

Adrian has been training for this position since he was 16,

and his PhD in jackets you should wear when the sun starts to set

but you've been on the lash since 2 PM

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