#339 - Crisp 147s, The Dave Farce and Miss Havisham's Warzone

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

If you've ever seen the film Stepbrothers then the behaviour exhibited by man-children Ferrell and C. Reilly isn't so far removed from today's Made Up Game. A very simple premise is put through the wringer, testing Producer Dave to his limits.

There's also accusations of inter-show ideas transfer, a goat chop half marathon and Elis is slap bang in his wheelhouse for these week's global Dave.

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0:00.0	My name is Joe Wilkinson and I've managed to force Patrick Bamford to come on a
0:05.4	podcast of me and he's going to slowly fall in love with me. Do you go to the tip?
0:09.2	Believe we're not, yeah, I do. Do you go to the supermarket? No. You know when all the shirts started getting
0:15.5	tie on the players and they started selling them like that to the general public?
0:20.1	Yeah yeah and everyone looked like sausages.
0:23.0	My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.
0:27.0	Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:30.0	BBC Sounds, music radio podcasts. Hello everyone and welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins podcast and
0:58.1	since his victory on Taskmaster Channel Fall's most popular show John Robbins is a man in demand. Despite a
1:04.8	successful 20-year career in stand-up, one of Britain's most talented comedians
1:09.0	has faced a near total TV blackout because of a commissioning landscape run by Falls, idiots and the unwell.
1:16.4	Well it's about to change.
1:18.7	His victory was broadcast live to over 1.6 billion people, which is more than live aid and his phone hasn't stopped
1:25.2	ringing. Luckily John is one of the best negotiators in the biz.
1:29.2	Hi yeah it's Holmes under the hammer the show needs a refresh and you're the man for the job
1:35.3	how about we put my fee under the hammer?
1:38.9	Nice. What did that mean?
1:42.1	Listen I've got location, location, and DIY SOS on the other line.
1:47.0	So if you want to change my location, you're going to need to send an SOS to your finance department. What do that mean? Goodbye. So for those
1:58.9	of you starved of Robin's content over the last two decades, rest assured, his time is coming.
2:05.0	One source close to the Saturday Night's shoe in said,
2:08.0	the man is an ideas machine.
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