33: Nigel Is Getting A Hair Transplant?!
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2022
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Nigel discusses his current plans for a hair transplant and berates Producer Matt for going to yet another music festival! Matt also played matchmaker when he paired up Nigel with a fan of the podcast for a date.
0:00 - Nigel will record a podcast the same day as his hair transplant and Producer Matt has been to another festival.
7:00 - What it's like to plan for a hair transplant and why Canada are holding Nigel's world tour hostage.
16:40 - Nigel goes on a date with a fan of Haiyaa Podcast and Matt was the matchmaker. They also speak about their upcoming trip to Amsterdam.
29:20 - After a blood test Nigel is told to try and bring his cholesterol down to reduce the chance of diabetes and Nigel has an existential epiphany.
38:35 - Nigel meets a show off from Essex who's Range Rover was broken into and needed his help.
45:10 - Listener email trying to prove to Nigel that there are other examples of race mixing which are cute as well as Indonesia/Dutch!
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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| 0:00.0 | I just asked him about the recovery process, right? |
| 0:02.3 | How long basically do I have to stay in bed for? |
| 0:04.0 | I just rest. |
| 0:04.8 | I was trying to get her to say how long before I can have sex, basically. |
| 0:09.5 | I was just edging her towards that part of the conversation. |
| 0:12.5 | I said, what do you mean by vigorous activity? |
| 0:14.5 | Like, what exactly do you mean? |
| 0:17.5 | Welcome back to Hyya Podcast, everyone. |
| 0:19.7 | And last week, I went to get a hair transplant |
| 0:23.0 | consultation in harley street you know because we talked about this on the pod right matt yeah yeah |
| 0:28.9 | um that we uh i i want to get just a hairline lowered a little bit small small procedure so hopefully |
| 0:35.4 | i don't i don't fuck it up now I'm just doing some research I booked it in already |
| 0:39.1 | but now I'm doing the research to make sure this surgeon's good |
| 0:42.2 | so it's a little bit backwards |
| 0:43.5 | unfortunately small procedure high price |
| 0:46.9 | yeah I guess |
| 0:51.1 | it's like five grand yeah |
| 0:53.1 | you know how much you're having done or how it works. |
| 0:56.9 | I'm looking forward to learning. |
| 0:58.4 | Yeah, we'll see. |
| 0:59.4 | So let me be the trial. |
| 1:01.1 | Because producer Matt wants to do it too. |
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