TVTL on your floors. What's your favorite show? TVTL. Can we please do TVTL?

Yep, we can do TVTL. TVTL.

Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Got to get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. So it's good, you know? I mean, sure. I'm depressed and constantly sick and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right.

I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him, the things he'd say to me. What did he say?

What the hell are you doing in a bathroom day or night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?

The story of this situation is it's extremely personal. Oh, I know it. This violates every can on a respectable broadcast.

All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TVTL. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I just want to hug this show and never let it go. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch.

Welcome to you from the next broadcast center high in the sky above Portland, Oregon, where boy, it is looking like another just absolute Donnie Brook of a day.

Temperatures have been absolutely balmy the last couple of days. I feel warm and I'm levitating. Looking forward to sliding down that old dinosaur on a beautiful warm Friday in the 503.

Beautiful warm episode. Wow. The not sound is kind of I don't know exciting as I was hoping it would when I said beautiful warm episode won't do that again. It is episode 3,393 in a collector series.

Let the fun begin. Speaking of the warm weather and the beginning of the baseball season, I sort of half lost my marbles yesterday.

It's time for Operation Crazy Plan. I just decided that come heck or high water. I was going to absolutely hardcore lean into springtime and I did it and I make no apologies.

I'll tell you what happened coming up in a moment also Nike has actually been granted a temporary restraining order for these I guess fake Nike shoes that have allegedly some human blood in them.

And also have Bible verses on them are supposed to be something about Satan worshipping. So people will be worshipping Satan the devil and not even know it.

Lil Nas X is involved in all of this. It's kind of funny what Nike is proposing to do with these.

There's six hundred and sixty six pair is a pair of pairs. There's six hundred and sixty six sets of these shoes and all but one pair have been sold and Nike's got an idea for getting them back which we'll talk about coming up in a moment also.

I love octopuses or octepipodes. Forget what we are supposed to actually call them but you know that movie my octopus teacher I was really into well there's one octopus I would not like to encounter and that is an octopus being described as the angriest octopus in Australia.

She put an octopus on her face and she says that turned out to be a big mistake which attacked a geologist so it was going on with that. Plus because it's a Friday we'll do some music for your weekend we'll do all of it with the help of this young man.

Long's running cobra of the show he may be best known for his descriptions of the tall ships.

He is getting this Friday started right with a little taco Friday.

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