#3392 Die Hard 3: Jingle All The Way

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Andrew finds his old PDA from 2004 and powers it up to find some old notes he wrote for himself. He and Luke and are also happy to hear that Volkswagen is now being investigated by the SEC for lying about changing its name to "Voltswagen."

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0:00.0	The world is in pieces and nothing will ever be the same, but that doesn't mean we can't maintain some sort of
0:06.6	Normalcy in our lives. Tomorrow is April 1st, which is April Fools' Day, and I am sitting here begging you guys
0:14.0	Whatever prank you had planned, please do it. If it wants to tell your mom you your pregnant, it will make her laugh.
0:25.6	It is one of the most important holidays. It is a world wide holiday. It is the first holiday. I could have been the first holiday. We don't know!
0:42.6	I'm gonna fool you.
0:43.6	You talk better than you fool.
0:45.6	A fool you are real nice.
0:47.6	You couldn't fool your mother and the fooling is day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
0:52.6	The detail is the kind of show you listen to because instead of being able to hang out with your friends inside your ears, it makes you laugh.
1:02.6	You see how they go from being so sweet to just wanting to tear your face off and they can do it like that. It's amazing to have that kind of range in that speed.
1:11.6	It feels weird that I heard all that. Do you want the pancakes?
1:18.6	All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL. The show that just might be.
1:25.6	Two beautiful to live.
1:26.6	Two bros! Bro, hand it up!
1:28.6	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center.
1:34.6	Perched high in the sky above Portland, Oregon.
1:37.6	I'm a professional. Look it up in the book.
1:40.6	We are looking at another beautiful day here in the 503.
1:45.6	Yesterday I was out for a walk and I had a sweater and a jacket and I had to take the jacket off.
1:54.6	Then I had to take the sweater off because it was positively warm out.
2:00.6	Like it was not, oh the sun is shining and we can pretend that it's actually nicer than it is.
2:05.6	Straight up warm yesterday and it's going to be warm today and I am loving it.
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