337: Reviews of Wax Museums

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Our found family includes Voldemort, Snow White, and Rudyard Kipling. See us on tour!! Or are those just wax versions of us? https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
0:01.5	Got any tips for the football?
0:02.8	Your best bet is to head over to Bet Victor.
0:04.9	They're giving new customers a terrific welcome offer.
0:07.7	If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets.
0:11.6	Oh, that's a steel of a deal.
0:13.2	It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real.
0:16.3	Neil?
0:17.1	My name's not Neil.
0:18.1	I know, but it rhymes. Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at BetVictor.
0:23.3	18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no, cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply.gamblerware.org.
0:30.5	Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know
0:41.4	what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
1:14.5	Hello and welcome to episode 337 of Beach Two Sandy Water to Wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
1:16.1	I'm your big sister.
1:20.1	I'm your little brother, Zandi.
1:22.3	Hey, I thought maybe... Who would be talking to?
1:23.4	Well, I thought four seconds ago maybe that would be a fun new twist.
1:26.1	Like, we're your big sister and little brother.
1:29.4	So they are exactly between us and age?
1:32.6	They're our middle child.
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