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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Apologies for confusing Helen Mirren with the real star of Devil Wears Prada, Diane Keaton.


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0:00.0

Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original

0:05.2

from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth

0:10.2

Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,

0:15.5

set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,

0:22.1

a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing

0:26.5

together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the

0:31.7

impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong

0:38.2

and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,

0:41.3

Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated

0:44.0

than she ever planned.

0:45.8

She's in over her head and head over heels.

0:48.5

Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible.

0:51.2

Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.

0:54.0

Welcome to beach, too sandy,. Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.

0:58.2

Welcome to beach, too sandy, water to wet.

1:06.3

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

1:37.7

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to Beach Two Sandy Water Too Wet. This is a podcast where we read the reviews that are on the internet.

1:42.3

That's right. And they're picked the good ones. They're usually bad. I mean, well, they're bad.

1:44.3

I know what we're good. They're good for us. We find them good.

1:45.5

So thanks for joining us today, people. First of all, we have an exciting announcement, which is that we're adding a city to our 16 city tour, turning it into a sweet 17. And if we get an 18th, the website will look better because the columns are mismatched. Gio says, don't you dare bring my mom back out on tour one more singular day.

2:04.4

He does not like that true.

2:05.5

He can come.

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