335-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2016

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Jeans up over your head! This one will have you screaming MOMMY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?! Tommy put it out there in a MAJOR challenge to Crazie Locs last week. This week we await Locs' response while diving into some of his other uh, interests. Brace yourself - it's terrifying. Also, do you eat the booty? Where do you eat it? How often? Plus we think we have an alternate choice to Donald Trump. This is a guy with a lot to say and the only candidate with a Zombie plan. Do you want a pony?

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0:00.0	Mmm.
0:01.8	Hmm,
0:27.2	James.
0:28.8	Go, go, go.
0:31.4	jeans. Yeah.
0:35.4	It's time for another episode of your mom farts in your mouth.
0:39.4	It's not the episode we're doing.
0:41.4	Um, a Danny show. Danny.
0:43.4	That is. Um, fart in your mouth, around your mouth, on your nose.
0:49.4	Everywhere, because I love you. That's right.
0:52.4	Because I love you. Cheerio, darling.
0:55.4	Cheerio, darling.
0:57.4	Um, so I'm going to Ballsack Sacramento.
0:59.4	Oh, the Inter sac?
1:01.4	The Inter sac of California this weekend.
1:05.4	I will be there Thursday, Friday, and Saturday with Big Earn, Andy Erickson.
1:13.4	And I just found out we're going to be doing an additional Saturday show.
1:17.4	Oh!
1:17.4	So there are three shows on Saturday.
1:21.4	So make sure if you don't have tickets, you can get one to the new show Saturday.
1:27.4	Um, a couple weeks from now, I'm going to Cleveland, Steamer, Valerides,
1:37.4	in Cleveland.
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