This week I decided to write a song for my favorite podcast out there called your mom's house with Tom Siger and Christina Pajitzi.

Tom and Christina are both standard comedians, they're married and they're fucking hilarious so go check out their shit.

I met your mom's house. I met your mom's house. I met your mom's house. I met your mom's house. Welcome to your mom's house.

Tom Siger. Hey Hitler, are you an Argentinian? Are you a maniac like Tom and Christina? Ellison VV, busy improving. I mean laugh is stupid like a poor star trying to do.

DJ Dad, now rocks a crab, my girl said I got to put some tuk-a-tummy now. I've been rocking with mom's house. I came to Hitler and I would never treat jeans like Kingass Riffin.

Diego made his biggest really live industry beautiful copies lining up to give him the shit cream and I just got an apartment on Thursday like someone yelled, I thought I heard my name. Yeah, thank him, hey.

Let's be real. I have a second like a succulent Chinese mirror. Hey Christina's podcast is a unique show. When her and Tom made the baby she said that's deep, bro.

I met your mom's house. I met your mom's house. I met your mom's house. I met your mom's house. Welcome to your mom's house. I'm a mom weed in the ice coffee. I'm like Ted Williams because I got a high mom in a radio.

I got this plus and kind of a bum. Part of the must-tool chart dues minus one. I heard. And all I've seen was a bum. Guess I'm going to fill a rough seal of sugar. What's with your rogue nascar? What's with jeans? Get your life high and tight. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? I'm so behind. That's vocal fron. I had a sock from that dress sent to the X place to make a public bodging a Johnson's X-Tate sponsor my squirt space to make dinner. Follow my cult on Twitter at K-Glissar. When will you mom's house for more than an hour make ground? Don't wipe and go right to shame.

Come on. What? That was amazing. Amazing. Wow. Capers. Except that he really has to go. He totally played you. Wow. He was like, wow. You talk silly girl. Yeah. That was really good. That was Capers 32. This episode nine you can go to. Wow.

Capers Lucero on YouTube. Well done man. Really cool. I did. Really really great. He got so many of the references like nailed it. Yeah. That was the ultimate mommy song. And he's a good rapper. He has his rap. Yeah. No, he's talented for sure. Look, we're doing this again. We'll get into that after the break. Fuck. I got a big announcement to make and that is I am coming.

I am coming all over your mother's face. Now I am coming. Come on guys. Let's grow up. I know. Cheese. I'm coming to fill a Delphiah. Fill me. Fill her. Fill her up. Delphiah.

Forkladofia. Forkladofia. I think forkladofia. Forkladofia is pretty good. I am coming on November the what? I have the link right here. I can just click it. Oh my god. I'm coming November 19th. Saturday November 19th. The Tracadero Theatre.

And Philadelphia, it's a big deal. Tickets are on sale today. And the reason that the promoters put the tickets on sale today is because it's Gene's Day. Yeah. Why is that? They absolutely. They hit me up before and they said,

we'll make the tickets go live the day your podcast comes out. Perfect. I think that's pretty cool. The show's respect for the show. It's on sale now.

So if you're listening doors are at seven shows at 730. The Tracadero. November 19th. Go to TomSagura.com. A couple other things. If you are listening and you're in Tacoma. We added to come on you. We added a late show Thursday because all the other shows are sold out. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. So we have one more show that has tickets available. Those are going.

So thank you very much. And of course I'm coming to Seattle. People ask me, are you going to go just to Tacoma? No. Seattle will definitely. No, you only do the secondary cities. Yeah. I don't do the big city. No major markets. The only secondary. Of course I'm doing it.

Next week, November, March 17th or 19th. Sacramento. Sac Ball Sacramento with Big Earn. All right.

So the area will be there. And then the end of the month Cleveland steamer. Holerides March 31st through April 2nd. The full charge will be with me. And then sperm can Washington.

That is March or April 21st to 23rd. Also Jacksonville, Florida and Syracuse, New York.

Also, Jacksonville. Oh, Jack. Yeah. Jack Jackson. Jackson. Jackson's dick. Jack it off. Sonville. There you go. Yeah.

And then yeah, those are all on sale. TomScarer.com. Jeans. Well, I'm doing a lot of stuff in LA.

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