336-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2016

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

There's something about those jeans of yours. They're so...high and so...tight. They're PERFECT. We bring the ultimate dad laugh to the table on this one. It rivals Top Dogs famous dad laugh, no seriously, it does. Plus we have Locs doin his thang and stuff like that and Tommy doin his thang back and stuff like that. Shout out to everyone all over the world. Do you know Bryan Silva? You will now. Maybe you can help FREE him. And then, you know what I'm sayin, we count some new you know what I'm sayins. We learn about an evil sushi operation in NorCal and SO MUCH MORE.

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0:00.0	Let's go
0:20.0	What's up with it what you got jeans where you at where I'm at yo Friday night
0:25.8	um
0:26.8	I am going to be in Los Angeles
0:29.3	Oh, you are what are you gonna do? I'm doing the improv lab. Oh, that's fun. I just did that
0:35.1	You're gonna like that you go to the Melrose improv. They have a small room next to the main room
0:41.9	10 p.m. Show
0:44.0	John Doors on the show and he dicks on the show. It's comedy living room and he dick all right. How many living room
0:52.9	Next week
0:54.9	Stephen's theme or coming out Saturday already has a sold out show the second Saturday show is close
1:03.5	still ticket available for Thursday and
1:07.3	Couple left for Friday, but if you haven't yet scooped up your
1:13.9	Tickets for Cleveland steamer you're gonna be out of luck soon
1:20.3	Additionally, I know I'm going to
1:23.3	Spurm can
1:26.4	That's in Washington and the state of Washington that's at the end of April
1:32.1	in Spokane
1:34.1	April 21st through 23rd. They don't know where to go
1:37.6	We're in the county club. It's brand new and then jack me off Phil Florida
1:42.8	Yeah, good one the comedy zone nailed it April 5th through 7th is on sale
1:50.2	Succeeded
1:52.2	Seren syringian queues. I don't know. What is that one again?
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