0:00.0	The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the bacon is sizzling.
0:06.0	Welcome to the Daily Swole.
0:13.0	What's going on, Bees, booshes, bustus, and yahoes. It's your boy, Papa Swolio, back with another episode.
0:21.3	In today's episode, The Beastcast, has brought to you as power.
0:23.9	It is sponsored by Everstink K2, flexing on all you.
0:29.4	Beesh.
0:30.2	E!
0:31.2	All right, fam, welcome to the show.
0:33.9	Hope you had a great weekend.
0:35.5	And, like I said, in the weekend episodes, I hope you
0:37.8	didn't blow your fucking nips off. Did you blow your hands off? I saw some shit, man. I saw some
0:44.7	stuff. People are still, can you believe that? People are still blowing their shit off. I saw
0:50.5	something about some rapper that blew his hand off. It's like, I don't got sympathies anymore, man.
0:55.8	If you're still blowing your shit off in 2025, it's like, my God, Matt Damon.
1:00.4	Don't do that.
1:01.7	But hopefully had a nice weekend.
1:03.5	Hopefully you ate some good steak.
1:05.7	You had a good time.
1:07.2	And make sure you check out the weekend episodes.
1:09.3	If you haven't, I think there was some delay getting them up or getting them, I don't know, synced up, but they're available now.
1:16.2	So even after you watch today's episode, you can go and catch the weekend episodes.
1:20.1	Make sure you comment, subscribe everything, Apple Podcast, Spotify, go and destroy your earholes with an amazing weekend mancast episode.
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