Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello and welcome to episode 334.

This is the episode where we read one-star reviews of laundromats for the second time.

But this one's broader, isn't it?

Oh, this is a second.

I didn't even know.

Didn't we do laundromats in blank?

Probably.

That sounds familiar.

We didn't even cross my mind. Oh my gosh. We are siblings. Sorry, that was loud. We are siblings. And despite how I may sound, we have recorded podcasts before. I'm just feeling extra on it. Today my cat was on the roof and I found him and it was just all very chaotic. And now it was pretty crazy. Now before we recorded, I convinced myself with Alexander's help that this was the, he's actually like in a past life was the old man who lived next door and haunted me. So like I'm going through a lot right now. We got a lot figured out today. Yeah. We've made progress in the world state of things. Anyway, so this is the podcast,

B. Shetanii, Water, Too Wet. We read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion, and laundromats

are drama, drama, drama. Apparently, it was pretty easy to find some drama. We find them with

random businesses a lot, but laundromats feels like it is perfect for, because you're, you're frustrated, you don't want to be there. Like, nobody wants to be doing laundry. Yeah. You don't want to be lugging your stuff around. You have to sit there way, you know. They're off in 24 hours. Yeah. So you're just like bound to have a treat, you know, that are good. I was going to say, I don't know if I'd call these any treats, anything that I found, but... Actually, one said they gave their son of popsicle. I didn't even bring the review because I had so many, but it was a delight. It was like, and I was like, oh, it's too positive. I need to stick with the one stars today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's lame.

Popsicle.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So they said, he gave my son a Popsicle. And I said, what a great review. I said, we don't have any of that positivity here. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. I have a lot of negativity. Would you like me to read one?

Yeah, along with the name, because a lot of them have fun names.

Okay.

Only a few have fun names. This one is called Astoria Laundromat and Cleaners.

That's in Queens, New York, and this is a one-star review. I called them to ask him how much it

cost to dry clean a shirt. He said, no, no, no, no. And then they hung up on me, end of review. I mean, that's actually very efficient customer service. Hey, yeah. I mean, five knows. You get the idea after that. You got your answer. What else do you mean? Speaking of reviews I didn't bring because I didn't have room, there was another review somewhere it was like, um, what time does the laundromat open? And like, nobody, it was years ago, nobody answered it. And I'm like, see, there are quicker, more efficient ways to get the answer to your question. Yeah, call them. And if you say, what time do you open they say no no no no no and you got your answer move on move on wow that was good that

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