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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

We made it.

Oh my God. Where were you? We made it.

We made it.

Where were you?

We made it to the Beans episode.

It's about time.

Oh, is that where we were going?

I was just asleep in the sidecar.

I knew you were driving me somewhere important.

Yes.

Right into the land, the promised land of Beans.

Yeah, it's about time. We are reading reviews of beans. You better believe it the moment we've all been waiting for. Like the most insane part is Alexinner has not brought this up with me one time. We've not once said, hey, isn't it weird? We're doing beans. We haven't even remotely discussed this. And then Alexander shows up with this intense energy yeah I wasn't quite frankly um prepared for well you should have been because it's the bean

episode I don't know why you're surprised Alexander likes beans and that's kind of the thing about it

and also Giulio our friend uh said that back in September, you were doing a stream or,

or something.

And,

and he said like, oh, your birthday's coming up. You should do a beans episode. And then it, I guess it caught on with maybe one or two other people. And that's it. And then on Patreon, they were very loud. And I said, fine. Fine.

Take it.

It's about time, honestly.

Thank you everyone who advocated for beans on behalf of beans,

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