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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3325 Hogwarts Was My Safety School

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The TBTL Winter Games kick into high gear when The Perfect Ten convinces Luke and Andrew to figure out -- once and for all -- which dang Harry Potter houses they belong to.

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0:00.0

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, dey!

0:07.0

Talking about you and me, and the game people play.

0:12.6

All right, welcome to a Tuesday edition of the TBL Winter Games.

0:20.3

This, of course, are a little yearly winter time

0:24.4

where we take a couple of weeks to work our side jobs.

0:28.5

And we play these fun TVTL games to keep you all entertained with new content.

0:33.5

While we're doing that, I'm Luke Burbank. Or today, I'll be known as Buke

0:37.9

Lurbank, more on that coming up in a minute. Right over there is

0:40.8

the longest running co-bro of the show, known for his drawings of tall ships.

0:45.2

Is it a wandru alch? I think so. Yeah, these are names given to us by today's

0:52.1

quizmaster, none other than Nick, the perfect 10, who sent us a quiz. He didn't make

0:59.7

the quiz. It's an online quiz, but it's a quiz that you need to actually

1:04.0

create online credentials for. You need an email address and passwords.

1:08.4

He created email addresses for us just so that we could take this quiz.

1:12.9

He did all of the pre-work on this thing. And we thank him for that.

1:16.7

By the way, I dream some bad news. You know, yesterday on the show we played that

1:20.0

fun quiz. Is it what was Hammaker? Shlamaker? I said more ham.

1:26.2

Or as we were calling it Hammaker or Shamaker.

1:31.6

And after we went off the air, I have to admit I couldn't control myself and I

1:35.1

purchased a few items. I purchased two person helicar.

1:38.8

That was too bad. Is there a weight limit on that? Because I'm a person

1:43.0

who could be your number two. The bidet bowl, sanitizing light,

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