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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3324 Hammacher Schlemmer, I Said More Ham

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Quizmaster Bill In Toronto has a new Winter Game for Luke and Andrew to conquer: Can they tell the difference between a real gadget from the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue versus a made-up one? (In other words, is there really such a thing as a "Gotham City Golf Cart"?)

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0:00.0

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la de

0:07.2

Talking about you and me and the game people plays

0:13.6

oh the games people here we are with another edition of the TBL Winter games

0:19.9

Monday December the 28th as this is being released I'm Luke Burbank right over

0:25.7

there is my dear friend and the long turning cobra of the show Andrew Walsh. Hello, my friend. Hello, Luke. We're marching ever closer to the end of 2020. Yes. How was your weekend? Oh, Christmas and today, you know, I usually try to be as transparent as possible on this show. And we are. And, you know, no, no detail is too long as we say. Yes, as we as we talk about my garbage anxiety and whatnot. But this time,

0:55.7

what happened over this weekend was so remarkable. And beyond what I expected to happen, I'm not comfortable talking about it on the show. No, I understand that. And then I do think as transparent as we attempt to be with listeners, it is important that you and I do have the freedom to occasionally keep something back to hold something out of the show. And it seems like that's exactly the kind of situation you went through this weekend. And I respect that. And I'm sure a lot of people read about it in the papers anyway. So there's no point.

1:25.7

And me adding more fuel to the fire. I will let them legally. You have been advised that it's it's best. The less you say on the matter, the better. Yes. Boy, I feel like I'm juicing myself. It's something bad happens to be that weekend. I have to delete this file. Well, I was going to make some maybe not even joke, but reference. This is a real thing is that as this is being released to the world, I will be in Houston, the greater Houston, Texas area doing a TV story because Andrew.

1:55.7

I take two weeks off in the winter and two weeks off in the summer. And those are pretty sort of kind of sacred days for me or weeks for me, because it's like most of the time I'm kind of working a bunch of different jobs. And I really try to set those, those weeks aside and just really unplug and really get my head right. So that's why I'm beginning my vacation by doing one of my jobs in Houston. But anyway, I'm going down the day after Christmas. You're hopping on a plane.

2:23.7

Nope. This is because remember, and Christmas before your incident, that was Friday, right. Then there was the two days within during which the incident happened. Right. And now it's Monday, where we can't talk about the incident. And that's why you couldn't help me over the weekend, because I was flying to Houston safely flying to Houston, where I'll be interviewing a former NFL player named Eddie Jackson, who is now a star of the food various food network television type program.

2:53.7

And as an expert on game day food. So this will be a TV story that will air on CBS on Super Bowl Sunday. Right.

3:02.0

Three second year on a row that I had a big game Sunday, the big game. I'm sorry. The superb owl.

3:07.7

Mm hmm. Sunday. As our friends do always likes to say, when he mentions that game in our text change, these superb owl. Sunday, I'll have a last year, I think I did that story about waffle house.

3:19.8

That that air because the game was in Atlanta, the superb owl was in Atlanta. And, and this year, it will be about game day food. But what it will really mean is I'm probably going to, as people are hearing this, I'm probably on a soundstage somewhere or in a backyard safely distant from Eddie Jackson.

3:38.8

Um, eating neat. Andrew. Oh, wow, because I don't know. I mean, it's game day food. It's barbecue. Am I allowed to, I mean, I don't know. I'm.

3:48.8

I don't want to be. I don't want to, if there's a scene where it's like, hey, try this. This is my special whatever recipe. I just don't feel like I need to in that moment say, no, I don't eat meat. That doesn't seem like a fun answer.

4:02.3

There seems like no but. Well, is there any food that you wouldn't do it for? Because, you know, I'm a much more picky eater than you. Of course, you're a vegetarian, which is why this eating meat thing.

4:11.3

Uh, you know, is a little bit outside the box there. But, um, you used to eat meat and not all that long ago. So it's not as gross to you. But like for me, it would be like if they said, hey, we're going to pay you a certain amount of money to go out and cover the cottage cheese festival, I would say.

4:25.8

I am also covering that. I would say no, not the gig last year, but I finally secure the cottage cheese assignment. Is there any assignment you wouldn't take because you wouldn't eat the food? Like I literally I think that if I were to take the cottage cheese store, I would end up vomiting on camera, which would be bad.

4:41.8

I don't have that strong of a reaction to that kind of like just stuff that I don't like. I mean, I wouldn't I would rather not eat haggis for so many reasons or particular kinds of blood sausage.

4:53.8

Things that are like very awful based and by that, I mean like OFFAL.

4:59.8

Uh, if that's how you spell that word, but like, you know, things from sort of internal organs, I find that especially not pleasant in my mind.

5:07.8

Yeah, sweet. Uh, those those so funny because people love those sweet breads and sweet meats that are like basically tastes like chicken McNuggets, but they're like glands, right?

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