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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

332. Death Hoax

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 โ€ข 26.5K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 17 August 2023

โฑ๏ธ 61 minutes

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๐Ÿ˜ If you want totally ad/commercial free, uncensored/extended episodes 1 day early +1 entire bonus episode per month, exclusive merch + Discord & exclusive content... come over to Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia This week Chris is probably gonna get a minivan. Plus Taylor Swift, ridiculous Emmy nominations, Tory Lanez sentencing, and some of the best deserve-it scale videos ever! Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ•บ TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia ๐ŸŽฎ Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue ๐Ÿฅ Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ‘ค Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up, fellas and felettes? Well, I used to, I do. I do not like when people do that, but you know, um, it's what it is.

0:17.0

Welcome to the, you know, it's like, look, I'm going to be in Charlotte. I'm going to be in Knoxville. I'm going to be in Little Rock, Arkansas coming up here.

0:24.0

National Calgary, Edmonton, Ottawa, Montreal, Hamilton. Um, and, uh, and that's where I'm going to be coming up. So you can go to Chrisley.com, get those tickets. Um, and then also we've got beautiful, uh,

0:41.0

merch that you can go to Chrisley.com. We've got those pockets. Stay deep. T's and, um, the pants that look absolutely gorgeous. We've got, uh, the hoodie that are, uh, the pockets. Stay deep hoodie that are absolutely gorgeous.

1:00.0

We've got grower die hoodies. Two different styles. Absolutely gorgeous. And a bunch of different life rips colorways. Go to Chrisley.com for some absolutely gorgeous merch. Thank you very much. And without further ado, welcome to this week's episode of Congratulations.

1:31.0

You know, I've been thinking, first of all, like, subscribe. We love it. Um, we love it, my baby. Uh, but yeah, I do it. I've been thinking about, uh, look, here's the deal. I have to succumb to the family life and get, I think, well, I'm trying to, here's a deal, dude.

1:52.0

I've got a car for, I've got my wife has a car. All right. And it's a, it's a great car. And it's, well, it's an RS Q8, which is awesome. It's an awesome car. You know, I bought it and was like, got a new car. And she's like, okay, she doesn't care. She's the kind of person that doesn't understand.

2:13.0

What a, like, dude, we'll be at the, like, a valet, we could valet her car and then go back and get it. And she'll be like, is that my car? And it's not her car. And you're just like, you're in it all every day. So, like, and it's like, but she's like, well, it's black and it has the things on it. And you're just like, yeah, but it, you know what I mean? It's another four circles in the front. And also it's at your car.

2:41.0

So, I got the car. She doesn't want to get the windows tinted. So it doesn't look as mean. It doesn't look as mean. I want it to be, it's all black. I want it to be mean, right? I want it to be mean. You started up and goes, and dude, I want it to be mean. She doesn't want it to be mean. She doesn't want to be tempted because I get it.

2:59.0

My cars are so tinted that it's crazy. You can't get a roll down the windows to pull out, right? So, so I, I, she doesn't get them tinted. So I, you know, so she's she want. So we got the car. We got, we don't have a lot of room in the driveway because we're in our house now.

3:23.0

Whatever, this is not relatable to anybody in the world, but I'm still telling you because there's this is called congratulations and we love it and you listen and we love you.

3:31.0

But yeah, we basically what I'm starting to just come around to. I need a minivan. That's it, dude. I need to get a minivan. And I've been on this minivan train. And I'm like, babe, let's get a minivan. And she's like, dude, I'm cool still. And I said, well, then what car what?

3:52.0

You still want to be cool, mom? What car do you even have? She has no idea. And it's like one of the, it's the most awesome car. RSQA is so dope. It's so ill. And she's like, hey, I still want to be cool. Okay. What car do you have?

4:12.0

Scott, no idea. So I'm like, so let's get a minivan. And she's like, well, I'll say you could keep your car. We don't have the room, but we could park it on the street, whatever, you know.

4:25.0

And she's like, well, let's look at minivan's, dude. So we look at best minivan because dude, here's the deal, man. I got an electric bike from super 73, which is so cool. I took it out and dude, it's so cool that like,

4:41.0

I can't, I don't, he doesn't fit in any of my, any of the cars. So like, I'm like, I'm going to get a minivan for the car, but she thinks it's for the, I'm going to be a minivan for the electric bike. She thinks for the family. It is. I'm joking. But, you know, no, no, no, it's inside my head.

4:56.0

And I go, so, so I went, so we're looking at minivan's and dude, the fucking Kia carnival. One looks pretty dope. The Kia carnival one looks pretty cool.

5:06.0

And I think that's going to be the one, dude. And I have to look at them. I have to look at like, what do you call it?

5:13.0

The different ones like they're trying to get people are like, oh, get the fucking Chrysler. No, Chrysler, nothing, dude. Chrysler straight up, nothing, dude.

5:22.0

And Chrysler's with the wings in the front. No, that looks, that looks grandpa shit, dude. It didn't, Chrysler make the PT cruiser. Dude, my dad rented a PT cruiser once and I go like this.

5:34.0

Ah, dad, dude, yo, no, he was, how old must have he must have been? I don't know, but it was so bad. The PT cruiser.

5:41.0

Oh my god. At that point, maybe worse car of all time, severely, I mean, it's been trumped since then, but yo, the PT cruiser, dude.

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