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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

333. The Blockchain Is Nothing

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 โ€ข 26.5K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 24 August 2023

โฑ๏ธ 61 minutes

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๐Ÿ˜ If you want totally ad/commercial free, uncensored/extended episodes 1 day early +1 entire bonus episode per month, exclusive merch + Discord & exclusive content... come over to Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia This week we've got hurricanes in LA, Bradley Cooper's nose, the dumbest lie ever told, and how great is the movie Heat? Seriously. It's so good. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ•บ TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia ๐ŸŽฎ Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue ๐Ÿฅ Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ‘ค Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey guys, what's going on? I will be in Charlotte and I will be in Knoxville this weekend.

0:10.3

So go get tickets and I will be in Little Rock, Arkansas and different places like, you

0:16.1

know, Cleveland. I don't even know, honestly, where I'm going to be. Oh, a lot of, a lot

0:20.4

of Canada and dates. And I know people want me to come to Vancouver and I'm not not going

0:24.7

to kind of Vancouver. I'm going to come to Vancouver, but that's next year. And I haven't

0:28.2

posted about it yet, but I will be in Nashville soon. And like I said, a lot in Canada, Pittsburgh,

0:35.8

Cleveland, Detroit, Fort Myers, Florida, for some reason, Richmond, Virginia didn't have

0:41.5

a clue I was going to be there, but I am. And Baltimore, Maryland had no clue, but I'm

0:47.9

going to be there. And then Redding, Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania,

0:54.0

Redding, Pennsylvania or some reason, not Philadelphia or some reason, but anyway, you

0:57.5

know, go to Chrisley.com and get them tickets. And, and there you have it. We also got

1:02.3

some beautiful, gorgeous merch, man. What the heck? What the frink? Check this merch

1:06.5

out. The pockets stay deep. People know that you're loaded because you got them diving

1:10.6

boards above your pockets because the pockets are absolutely, the pockets are absolutely

1:15.7

the deepest thing I've ever seen. They're deeper than the abyss. They're deeper than

1:22.0

the movie, you know, in the bedroom or whatever that one is with Nick Stahl. It's a deep

1:29.7

movie about a family tragedy, but there is all. It is so deep. It's deep. Dude, did they

1:36.5

film my, did they film in the bedroom in my pockets? So we got the pockets stay deep,

1:46.1

merch, and then life ribs decals. You could support it out. And then the grower die hoodies

1:53.0

with, oh, God, it's just like, come on, dude. Come on, grower die. Look at them. Look at

1:59.8

them right there. They're beautiful. So anyway, without further rambling, let's get into

2:06.5

some rambling on the new episode of Congratulations. Every time my producers go like, do the thing

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