331. Myownsexual

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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😏 If you want totally ad/commercial free, uncensored/extended episodes 1 day early +1 entire bonus episode per month, exclusive merch + Discord & exclusive content... come over to Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia This week we've got wacky waving inflatable tube men, World Cup failures, leg days for days, and that brawl in Alabama. Plus a lady who slept with the devil! Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Alright, here we go, guys. It is the crystal hour.
0:13.0	Welcome to it. You know what I mean? I got, we got the pockets stay deep merch up and running.
0:19.0	Absolutely wonderful. And we've got some life rips decals. I actually forgot about these.
0:26.0	Absolutely gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. And we've got the grower die merch. So just gorgeous, just gorgeous.
0:35.0	And a bunch of different merches go to crystalia.com. We got some life rip stuff. We, we preach. But yeah.
0:42.0	And without further ado, welcome to the next episode of congratulations.
0:56.0	Hey, yeah. So that's, you know, we're chilling. We got, let's see, we got dates coming up.
1:10.0	We've got different dates coming up. We've got Irvine working on some new stuff.
1:16.0	We've got Charlotte, North Carolina August 25th. We've got Knoxville, Tennessee, August 26th.
1:22.0	Little Rock, Arkansas, September 7th. Nashville, September 9th. Calgary, Alberta, September 15th.
1:30.0	And we've got Edmonton and Ottawa and Montreal and Hamilton and and Pittsburgh and Cleveland. Alright, cool.
1:38.0	So that's good. Get your tickets at crystalia.com. I'm going to go tell my son to stop banging on the door.
1:47.0	Yeah. Can we? Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Can we stop banging, please?
1:55.0	Thank you. You can bang, but, but can you just, if you want to go out into the other room with the TV is okay.
2:00.0	Thanks, buddy. Love you.
2:03.0	He's so cute. Do the other day. He was, we were driving by the, I get it's a weed store on Ventura Boulevard.
2:13.0	We were going to get hot chocolate for him. You know, me. I don't drink hot chocolate because I keep it lean, right?
2:19.0	I mean, that's obvious at this point.
2:23.0	But yeah, you boys getting swole, but yeah, so we would drove by this weed place and it had one of those wacky inflatable two man things.
2:31.0	I don't know if that's what you call him or if that's what just family guy calls him wacky inflatable two men wacky inflatable two men.
2:36.0	But you know what I'm talking about the things that the car lots and they had it on top of this weed store.
2:40.0	And it was a green one and he was just doing this thing like, you know what I mean doing this thing where it was the air was blowing into it.
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