331 - Flood The Rich

The Tim Dillon Show

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.7 • 13.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this episode Tim reacts and rants to Ellen DeGeneres's statement made responding to the California flooding. Tim also goes over the rapidly growing Ozempic shortage sweeping the nation. With high-class restaurant Noma going out of business in late 2024 Tim goes in depth to find out why.

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0:00.0	Folks, if you want to see me live, we are at Coachella tonight.
0:04.2	No one's coming to that because it's fucking storming and it's in the middle of nowhere.
0:07.9	And it's January, but then we're Reno, Nevada, Saturday, January 21st.
0:12.1	Then we are in Oxnard, California.
0:14.0	My favorite place, Oxnard, January 27th, 28th, 29th.
0:18.9	Raleigh, North Carolina, the 9th through the 11th, Tucson, Arizona on the 16th of February.
0:23.5	Phoenix, Arizona, the 17th through the 19th of February, Monterey, California, the 23rd,
0:28.3	if it still exists.
0:29.8	Vancouver, Canada on the 24th, Napa, California on the 25th.
0:33.8	One of my favorites, Palm Beach, Florida, the 9th through the 11th of March.
0:37.2	Inglewood, New Jersey, April 13th, Huntington, New York at the Paramount, the 14th, New
0:41.4	Brunswick, New Jersey, the 15th, and Sunday, April 16th, Huntington, New York.
0:47.6	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show from Storm Ravage, California.
0:52.2	We bring you a message right now from the leader of California, our leader.
0:56.1	We bring you a message from her, she is in distress.
1:00.1	So, Montecito is under the fleet of occupations.
1:08.1	The entire town is required your anniversary from the fire and lights lights that yield so many
1:15.1	people and people who have their homes.
1:19.1	Now, we don't know here.
1:23.1	Well, you don't know is, Ellen is doing this with her mind.
1:27.8	She's making these waters rage with her mind.
1:30.8	This is a trick she does.
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