332 - Dad Shot Someone
The Tim Dillon Show
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ποΈ 22 January 2023
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dylan show we are here very exciting |
| 0:04.0 | I just tipped a woman forty one dollars in Starbucks |
| 0:07.4 | And remember that Bruce brings Dean's song forty one shots that he did when Amidu Diallo was shot by the police |
| 0:14.3 | Fully one shot all of Bruce's fans. I was at his concert once. I don't know |
| 0:19.5 | 99 two thousand something and all of the Long Island fans and pretty much everyone |
| 0:24.5 | They all went for like a cigarette during that song because that was a big lack |
| 0:28.8 | Hey, the cops should stop shooting black people song and as soon as he was like |
| 0:32.9 | Fully one shot everybody |
| 0:35.5 | Everybody's like let's go get a beer and then they came back when it was you know born in the USA or something |
| 0:40.9 | They didn't understand |
| 0:43.3 | But I tried and the reason was I gave her a $50 bit. I'm not saying I'm a good person. I don't do this a lot |
| 0:48.7 | But I do I do tip people well |
| 0:50.7 | But and I don't do crazy stuff like I'm not you know |
| 0:55.7 | I'm not the the you know David Dobrik used to go and give people Lamborghini's and stuff and |
| 1:01.0 | You know somebody was in it was my or didn't that and he was like here's a car you don't know how to drive and |
| 1:07.1 | It's worth more than you know, it's like the craziest thing |
| 1:10.1 | But YouTubers do it all the time. They're like hey today. I'm gonna give my parents money, you know |
| 1:15.5 | They would go like here with mama dad |
| 1:17.6 | I paid off your house and the mom would cry I've never done that. I'm not doing that |
| 1:23.2 | I'm not what am I gonna do buy the mental institution that my mother lives in? |
| 1:27.2 | I'm gonna go back to the lunatic asylum that she's in and go surprise mom |
| 1:32.5 | Guess what I did I bought the mental institution that you live in what? |
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