330 - The Joe Rogan Experience
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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ποΈ 8 January 2023
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| 0:00.0 | How many cigars are you smoking now? |
| 0:07.0 | I want to show. No more than one. No more than one. More than one on good sick. |
| 0:18.0 | Is it kind of blue? Do you get any nicotine from it? Oh yeah. You do. Yeah for sure. |
| 0:24.0 | Everybody does. That's why they smoke cigars. They don't just smoke it for the taste. |
| 0:28.0 | That's stupid. That makes sense. But you don't inhale. No but you do. The tobacco is pure tobacco. |
| 0:36.0 | And you're getting that in your mouth and you're getting the nicotine in your mouth. |
| 0:40.0 | So you get a buzz? 100%. We were even considering, Ari and I were smoking cigars once in the beginning of October. |
| 0:47.0 | Are we cheating? I kind of feel like we're cheating. I feel like I'm getting kind of high. |
| 0:52.0 | You don't get high from cigars. 100%. Interesting. It's just a different kind of high. It's a nice conversational high. It's relaxed. |
| 1:01.0 | It's similar to cigarettes where you don't get, you're not fucked up. |
| 1:06.0 | But cigarettes do provide like a relief for a release. Whatever that nicotine is. Why is nicotine so addictive? |
| 1:16.0 | It's not got addictive. I mean, I like it. But I can like, like if I was smoking a vape and a lot, I was doing it every day. |
| 1:26.0 | And then they just took it off and just didn't do it for a week. And I just stopped craving it totally. |
| 1:30.0 | But maybe that's just me. You're, you have a constitution. It's easier for you. You're very disciplined. |
| 1:37.0 | Other people struggle with that. There's other people that cannot do that. |
| 1:43.0 | SIGARATS are tough. I've given up ever, I've given up cocaine, alcohol, pills, marijuana. I've not done a drug in 12 years. |
| 1:52.0 | But cigarettes are tough. And I haven't smoked now for two months. But the one day in the near future. |
| 1:59.0 | And I don't know when someone's going to give you a cigarette. They're not even going to give it to me. |
| 2:03.0 | I just reach for it. I'm going to request it. And you're a spark at it. And I'm going to have a cigarette. And then I'm just going to be sitting somewhere having a cigarette. |
| 2:10.0 | Not knowing how. Yeah. Not knowing how it happened. |
| 2:14.0 | Wouldn't it be awesome if they were good for you? It would be amazing. |
| 2:19.0 | It would be a, well, I love that scene from Sleeper Woody Allen movie where you know, they freeze him and he wakes up and they go. |
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