Good evening, America. This is Arthur Bowen from Shore to Shore. And this is too

beautiful to live. If you live east or west of the Mason-Dixon line, die a lot

of wildcard line at 206-414-TBT-L. Once again, if you live in the mountains above

the tree line, the number is 206-414-TBT-L.

I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal. Crash into me! Crash into me!

I love you. Oh my God, with your cheekbones and your guitar playing, and it's all very, very

attracted and very, very talented. What have you got to say for yourselves? It's

hammer time. And the shame that this kind of thing has come up. It's what the Bible calls

is an abomination. So what if I smell like roast beef? There's a place smells like roast beef?

I can't get to say myself. I can't get to say my journal! This is Hamlet's Mom!

All right, hello. Good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBT-L. The show

that just might be too beautiful to live. Literally, does that sound kind of disgusting to me?

It sounds unhealthy. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Hello, CD listeners. Happy

December 1st, everyone. I am coming to you today, of course, from high in the sky. In

Portland, Oregon, it's a foggy, foggy Tuesday morning. Last night, I tried to outpeat

to the hut. Sometimes you got to stop and smell the pizza. I made a sp- they don't deliver

to the nest. But I was able to drive to a pizza and get one of those new pizzas that

are making newfangled pizzas that has a plant-based sausage product on it. Brought it back, a football

game going on the television, and I was just as happy as you can be. And I'm carrying

those good vibrations right over here to episode 3305 in a collector series. Let the fun

begin. Tell you who's not carrying the good vibrations, though, and that is my very

incorrigible, terrible two-year-old Roomba Randy. I'm mad at you, Dad. It's really been

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