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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3304 The Bernie Madoff Of Thanksgiving

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Andrew got flimflammed over the holiday break, and -- as if that weren't bad enough -- Utah's mysterious monolith is missing! (I know that's a lot of Ms, dude.)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

0:07.0

Fool me three times, twice as much shame on me.

0:12.0

I cannot believe I allowed you to fool me again.

0:16.0

Definitely learned from the first time not to be fool.

0:19.0

Fool me four times, shame back on you.

0:21.0

Actually, you are picking on a vulnerable man.

0:26.0

Something has obviously gone wrong with me.

0:30.0

Fool me five times, shame on me again.

0:32.0

I mean, there's, I'm vulnerable.

0:34.0

But it's not when you have to take some personal responsibility

0:36.0

for crying out loud.

0:39.0

Fool me six times.

0:42.0

And I have looted you into my trap.

0:46.0

Pretending to be a fool.

0:48.0

Six consecutive times.

0:51.0

Because you are a false sense of security.

0:54.0

Only to flip it.

0:56.0

And now you are the fool.

0:58.0

And you have the shame.

1:01.0

For me seven times, you saw through my trick.

1:05.0

But there's no shame.

1:07.0

Because I'm getting fooled by the best.

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