Hello, crap, crap, watch what happens. Hello, and welcome to crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. Kristen is asking Brittany about her time with Zach. And Brittany's like, well, he was talking about branding. And, you know, he just, weren't I'm moving too fast. And I just, I felt attacked. I felt attacked. Okay, Janet. You know, I was attacked because he was coming at me. And I talked to Brandon about it. And I was like, people are worried because you got baggage. And's like whoa everyone has baggage I mean

duh but like nobody can nobody's baggage compares to Jack's Taylor but let's be real

actually I think yeah I think yeah a lot of people's

three kids with two I mean I think three kids with two women that you're having like

really bad relationships with is comparable.

The reason why we could always tell Brittany that Jack Taylor was bad news is that because he's so

not unique. Like Jack's Taylor is like a cookie cutter narcissistic abusive asshole bad guy.

And like we've seen it before. We've seen

lifetime movies. We saw that movie with Julia Roberts. We've just seen, unfortunately, people in our

real lives. And it's just like, I'm a little worried that she is in this kind of post Jack's

honeymoon space where she's like, well, I already went through hell. I'll know how to see it.

And I couldn't get any worse than that. So I'm fine. It's like, no, actually, there's so many more guys out there like that. Like, just please be careful. I already just don't love that she's kind of saying that she already told Brandon, like, oh, people are worried, which means she said, my friend Zach came over and he was like, he was just trying to look out for me, but he was like, watch out for you because you got like two kids and like, what do you think about that? Zach's real nice though. I don't want to be awkward between you and Zach. Like she's already kind of pitting them against each other. Yep, exactly. So Janet comes up to Jasmine and And Jasmine's eating. She's eating alone. And Janet comes up, she's like, I don't want to buck you while you're eating, but you have a second. Okay.

She's like, oh, you're good. You're good. She goes, yeah, feel free to keep eating. Oh, thanks. You came up to me with half a taco in my mouth. I will. I will feel free. I just want to say that there is a 1 p.m. opening to view the pandas. I'm sorry, I'm getting a little bit into costume here. I just also wanted to talk because I feel like. Would you like a lobotomy? Okay.

No.

Do you need the bathroom cleaned?

Okay.

I mean, I can do a lot of jobs today.

I'm in a universal uniform.

I can't tell which direction I want to go in.

That's the psycho house.

Right over there.

If you look in the window you can see norman's mother

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