#3304 The Valley S3E02 Part One: Troubled Relationsnips
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🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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This is part one of two
The Valley centers on men who won’t stop pressuring their post partum partners for sex and new relationships we will watch blossom and fail before our very eyes. Ah well. At least LaLa found a rental lifeguard to hit on at her one year old’s birthday party! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens what happens. |
| 0:07.0 | Well, hello everybody. Welcome to so much that happens. |
| 0:22.9 | Well, hello, everybody. |
| 0:25.2 | Welcome to Watch What Carrappins. |
| 0:26.1 | I'm Ronnie. |
| 0:28.7 | That's Benooney, Toons. |
| 0:30.7 | Hi, how are you? |
| 0:31.9 | Good. |
| 0:32.5 | You know why? |
| 0:33.6 | Why? |
| 0:35.4 | Because I have my best friend. |
| 1:11.7 | Little tiny band to hang out with today. Oh, hi. I'm tiny little Ben. Oh, look at me. I'm a little tiny Benhead. I have this little tiny Ben head on my desk that our friend Colleen made us. And it's just sits here on my desk and stares at me every day. It cracks me up. Whenever I'm like, what would Ben do? I just ask Tiny Ben. And he tells me. I was like, don't get that, Ronnie. Don't put that in your nose is for breathing. I'm like, okay, man. Another day, you know what I have? I'm not doing that. Hmm. I have a little baby in my arms because it's the valley. Everyone gets a baby. What else would we have? |
| 1:13.2 | Everybody hold a baby. |
| 1:15.3 | Jesus, this was so many babies. |
| 1:18.6 | There were babies everywhere, poop and scream and slug. |
| 1:21.5 | They're all over the place, you guys. |
| 1:23.9 | It's an epidemic baby. |
| 1:26.0 | It's out of control. |
| 1:27.1 | They're everywhere. My God, don't put your penis into people. |
| 1:30.6 | Don't let penises inside of you because this is what happens. Little babies everywhere. |
| 1:34.9 | You can't even fuck a pool boy with freedom anymore because you got to take care of the baby. |
| 1:38.8 | Everyone, welcome to the Valley Day. If you want this recap on Vigja, or you want our bonus episodes. |
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