Honey of a tree, Clark? Is it a real one?

Dug it out of the ground myself.

Is that a fact?

Get out of there!

Don't worry about it, Clark.

Little tree water ain't gun, hurt him. Before he left he drank a half

quart of pins oil. Boy, when he lifted his leg the next morning pew.

If he drinks the water out of there, the tree will dry out. It's not! Get out there! Go to the kitchen, get some to eat!

Cute, isn't he? Only problem is he's got a little Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and go to town.

You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean?

A word of warning though, if he does start on you, you best just to let him finish. I just can't believe

you're actually standing here in my living room I never thought the day would come I'm

excited about it too it's a crying shame the older kids couldn't make it. I got the daughter

in the clinic to get cured off the wild turkey and the older boy bless his soul is preparing for his career.

College? Carnival? You got to be proud.

Oh yeah, he worked last season as a pixi-dust spreader on the Tilta world and he thinks maybe next season he'll be guessing

people's weight or barking for the aquaman.

You ever see her? Sorry to say I haven't.

Big horns grow right above her ears.

Ugly as sin, but a real sweet gal and a heck of a good cook.

Can I ever fill your egg nog?

Get you something to eat?

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