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Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2019

⏱️ 99 minutes

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0:00.0	Hold it right there!
0:02.0	It's me, Johnny.
0:03.9	I knew it was you.
0:05.4	I could smell you, getting off the elevator.
0:08.4	Gargenius, Johnny, your favorite.
0:11.2	You was here last night too, wasn't you?
0:13.0	I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.
0:16.0	You was here.
0:18.0	And you were smooching with my brother.
0:20.0	That's a dirty lie, Johnny.
0:22.0	Don't give me that.
0:23.0	You've been smooching everybody.
0:25.0	Snuffy, Al, Leo, little Mo with a gimpy leg, cheeks, bony bob, cliff.
0:32.0	I could go on forever baby.
0:34.2	You have me all wrong.
0:36.6	All right.
0:38.2	I believe you.
0:40.2	But my Tommy gun don't.
0:42.0	Johnny, you're the only duck in my pond.
0:45.0	Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
0:48.0	Baby, I'm over the moon for you.
0:51.0	You got to do better than that.
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