33: Skepticrat 033 - Billion Dollar Baby Edition
The Skepticrat
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2016
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
On episode 33 ... The 2016 presidential election will ramp up its efforts to ensure that no matter what happens in 2020, it’s gonna bore the shit out of us; It's been 4 days since the GOP debate started, and Ben Carson still hasn't been allowed to speak yet; Abortion doctors consider putting googly eyes on all their instruments, just so that doomed little zygote thinks it made a friend; And Christian God gets beat up by a lion.
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| 0:00.0 | Preparations everything in this game. Some things can catch you like a heavy challenge on a cold Tuesday night in stoke. |
| 0:06.4 | Or not having your full pension when you're ready for it. |
| 0:08.7 | Happened to me, providers gone bust. But mine was FSCS protected, the Financial Services Compensation Scheme. |
| 0:16.0 | Every year thousands of people lose money in their pension. |
| 0:19.0 | FSCS can protect your money when authorized financial providers and advisors go bust. |
| 0:24.7 | It's down to you to check your pensions protected. |
| 0:28.2 | Search FSCS online. It's Monday. not the odds of March, but it's close. |
| 0:44.6 | And the word of the day is pill garlic, which means a balding or bald-headed man |
| 0:49.8 | often looked upon with contempt and mockery. Apparently, we look like peeled garlic that's really where it comes from |
| 0:56.0 | This is our N word very intensive right and it is okay to mall kids with bears if they say it unless they have like a lot of bald friends and they pronounce |
| 1:03.8 | with Pilgar Locke. |
| 1:05.0 | That is our word too. |
| 1:08.1 | No illusions? |
| 1:09.1 | I'm Heath Enright and broadcasting Delayed from America's far center. |
| 1:13.0 | We are the Skeptocrats. |
| 1:15.0 | On episode 33, the 2016 presidential election |
| 1:18.0 | will ramp up its efforts to ensure that no matter what happens in 2020, |
| 1:20.0 | it's going to bore the shit out of us. |
| 1:22.0 | It's been four days since the |
| 1:24.2 | G. O. P. debate started and Ben Carson still hasn't been allowed to speak yet. |
| 1:28.0 | And he's just standing at a podium there squeezing imaginary boobs still. |
| 1:31.4 | Abortion doctors will consider putting googly eyes on all their instruments |
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