32: Skepticrat 032 - GOP Debate #10 Special Edition

The Skepticrat

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News, Government, Politics

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🗓️ 29 February 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: Eli Bosnick will be here to help us wish it was harder to make fun of these debates, the GOP starts to realize they got made into season 15 of Celebrity Apprentice, we'll get most of the way through a debate before anyone realizes that Jeb isn't there anymore, and the candidates weigh the pros and cons of people dying on the sidewalk.

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0:00.0	Hey Eli, you ready to record?
0:02.0	Oh, sad, burn.
0:05.0	Oh, what, what's the matter, buddy?
0:08.0	You, sad?
0:09.0	What, um, burny, like, you, you bummed about Bernie a little bit?
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.0	You still gonna vote though?
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	Well, well, look, I mean, Bernie did a lot with his campaign.
0:21.0	He got more millennials involved in politics than ever
0:24.4	before. He pulled Hillary to the left and he started a conversation that's going to
0:28.5	reverberate both historically and politically for years. Might turn out that he's not the first step,
0:34.0	but he might be the first sign
0:35.8	that that step exists, so, you know.
0:39.0	I know.
0:41.3	Now, you want to go make fun of some Republicans? Ben Carson called people fruit salads. It's
0:47.0	be fun. Oh no, it's just like you. Hey Eli? Yeah. What did Carly Furena do to her daughter?
0:56.2	She she killed her. Sorry what? What did she do? She killed her daughter. That's my guy. All right, come on, let's go pretend Ted Cruz is funny, not terrifying. Okay. It's Monday.
1:15.0	February 29th. And the word of the day is leap, which means Scott Bakula turns all blue and flashy and gets
1:26.5	transported into somebody else's consciousness.
1:28.6	That's what it means.
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