31: Nigel Must Do This To Find Love
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2022
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa
Nigel and Producer Matt catch up on Nigel's recent holiday where the friend he had travelled with was horrified by the jokes on the previous Haiyaa podcast! Nigel has realised that to find true love he must either hide his podcast or be totally upfront about his sense of humour...
0:00 - Producer Matt's shitty thumbnails and potentially starting a Haiyaa podcast patreon account
8:37 - Is it weird that Nigel has women's beauty products in his guest bathroom?
15:02 - What Nigel must do to not die alone
27:00 - Nigel falls out with his friend while on holiday
32:30 - Nigel's dentist keeps rescheduling his appointments
39:00 - Getting lazer eye surgery and a hair transplant at the same time implies a mental breakdown
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| 0:00.0 | If I ever meet someone and we have like, oh, okay, there might be something here, |
| 0:04.0 | might be a relationship, you know. |
| 0:05.6 | And then she just goes to listen to any episode. |
| 0:08.2 | I'm done. |
| 0:08.9 | I have to figure out how to tell her that, hey, I think we work really well together. |
| 0:14.2 | But please do not listen to the old episodes of Hyapod. |
| 0:18.9 | I'm, I've a different man now. |
| 0:20.7 | Big thanks to our sponsor, BetterHelp, easy and affordable online therapy. |
| 0:24.6 | Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com slash haya. |
| 0:28.4 | That's BetterH-E-L-P.com slash H-A-I-A-A. |
| 0:32.7 | Ever since I've put that yacht photo on my dating profile, I've been getting more matches, Matt, and I highly recommend it. |
| 0:40.3 | Welcome or welcome back to Hyya podcast. So recently, I was in Micronos, I took a few photos on me on a yacht. |
| 0:46.9 | And then I put that photo on my dating profile. I've been getting more matches on Tinder and Raya. |
| 0:53.8 | So you tell me, people, what does this say about society? |
| 0:57.9 | You know? |
| 0:58.7 | I'm wearing the shirt that I wore on the yacht. |
| 1:01.7 | Matt, you recognize this. |
| 1:02.9 | Yeah, sad. |
| 1:03.7 | I felt like a proper fan voice. |
| 1:06.2 | Oh, that's the shirt you away from the yacht photo. |
| 1:09.1 | Matt's getting a bit creepy lately. |
| 1:12.9 | You know? Matt's been stalking me. It's just like, look at your face and your outfit so much when I'm editing. If you |
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