#3288 Below Deck Down Under S04E09 Part Two: Honey Don’t
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🗓️ 31 March 2026
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Below Deck Down Under, and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You can’t just tell a man to stop being condescending and then expect his eggs to stiffen. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, what happens. |
| 0:04.0 | What happens? |
| 0:05.0 | What much what crappins? |
| 0:07.0 | Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is. |
| 0:11.0 | What? |
| 0:12.0 | What? |
| 0:13.0 | What happens? |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, what you know what happens? |
| 0:15.0 | Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? |
| 0:19.0 | Hello and welcome to watch what crappens's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about this is part two of the recap If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed It's right there And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So Daisy comes and she's like, all right, guys, we're not achieving anything here. |
| 0:38.8 | Daisy, I would just like her to cool it. He is abusive. He is abusive towards me. Ow! |
| 0:46.1 | All right. But still, it hurt. He's hurt. He's hurt. He turd my heart. |
| 0:51.5 | All right. All right, Ellie. She's like, she is well, you you'll be, but you deserve it. Okay, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ali, Ali. I'm in charge now. I am the captain of the ship now. I am the captain now. You soon start, do it again. Okay, all right. All right, you can leave the galley and go to your cabin, Ellie. Okay, get out of here. Get the hell out of here. |
| 1:11.4 | This is wild. |
| 1:12.7 | It's wild. |
| 1:13.7 | Daisy, thank you. |
| 1:15.0 | I've never known anything like that. |
| 1:16.8 | She rattles me. |
| 1:18.3 | It's not good. |
| 1:19.4 | I may have lost control of my galley. |
| 1:23.0 | Marshmallow wobblkins. |
| 1:25.2 | All right, Ben. |
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