#3287 Below Deck Down Under S04E09 Part One: Honey Don’t
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
This is part one of a two-part recap
**We open this recap with a discussion of the Summer House drama. Skip to 19 min to avoid it and get on with Below Deck!**
Ellie loses it with Ben’s honey boobooing and takes it to the Captain on Below Deck Down Under, and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You can’t just tell a man to stop being condescending and then expect his eggs to stiffen. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens what happens? |
| 0:04.0 | Well, hello and welcome to watch what crap happens when there's so much what crappins. hello, and welcome to watch what's crappins. |
| 0:24.9 | I'm Ronnie. That's Benuni over there. |
| 0:26.7 | Hello, Ben. How are you, my little darling face? |
| 0:30.4 | I'm great, thanks. How are you doing, Ronnie? |
| 0:33.6 | Good. It's just so good to be here on another Bravo day. |
| 0:37.0 | Nothing's really happening in the world. It's just so good to be here on another Bravo day. Nothing's really happening in the world. |
| 0:39.8 | What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's a press conference. Oh, my God. |
| 0:48.6 | Breaking news. Oh, my gosh. She's coming up. It's West. It's West from Summerhouse. West, West, West, what do you have to say? |
| 0:54.6 | West. I just wanted to tell everybody that I'm just a little boy and I don't really understand anything that's going on. |
| 1:02.1 | So I'd just like to introduce Amanda Batula to have her say, Amanda. |
| 1:10.4 | Thanks, West. |
| 1:11.9 | Well, as I said on my Instagram stories, we've seen the growing online speculation. |
| 1:19.3 | So while this is still- |
| 1:20.6 | Well, Amanda, who's we? |
| 1:22.0 | Who is we, Amanda, who's we? |
| 1:25.3 | The royal we. |
| 1:32.3 | It's like me and my, um, bikinis for girls who have large breasts. All of us together have seen the growing speculation. |
| 1:36.3 | And so, like, while this is still very new, we wanted to provide some clarity. |
| 1:43.3 | It was never our intention to purposely hide anything |
| 1:47.0 | except our oversized boobs and bikini tops that fit properly. |
| 1:53.0 | We were trying to accidentally hide it. |
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