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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3281 I Left My Feet In San Diego

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Luke's ongoing Montana adventures take him to an abandoned, underground, illegal casino with secret passageways! Plus, a player for the Dodgers was diagnosed with coronavirus during the game yesterday, but that didn't stop him from pulling down his mask to celebrate his World Series win with his teammates. Great job. 

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0:00.0

Dad, the rice, you have really outdone yourself.

0:04.6

The rice is great.

0:05.6

Oh, thanks, man.

0:06.6

But you know what that means a lot to me when you eat it.

0:08.3

Dad, the rice is perfect.

0:09.3

I mean, it's moist.

0:10.3

It's perfectly cooked.

0:11.7

You timed it right.

0:12.7

Uh-huh.

0:13.7

Yeah, so tender.

0:14.7

But it's not mushy.

0:15.7

You know, it yields to the bite.

0:17.7

But not without a little struggle.

0:18.7

You know, I mean, you've got to still open your mouth and chew it.

0:21.5

It's not that it goes right in.

0:23.3

Well, it's not going to bite itself, but I know what you're saying.

0:26.3

You know, I've noticed lately that you've been drinking more than usual.

0:29.8

I mean, you know, is that I'm wondering if that's a problem or...

0:33.2

I think the problem is you've been noticing it more.

0:35.2

TVTL!

0:41.2

I feel so full of...

0:43.2

What's the opposite of shame?

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