#3280 The Hardly Boys
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2020
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Plumbing issues in Andrew's apartment give him a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to use a bathroom that he's often dreamt of using. Luke, meanwhile, has a pizza adventure in a Butte, Montana, parking lot.
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| 0:00.0 | We're moms on the net. We became moms on the net because there are so many resources available on the internet for moms and their families. |
| 0:08.0 | The net is exciting. When it's time for the real action, we surf. Surf the net. Learn with us as we ride the wave of information called the internet. |
| 0:18.0 | TVTL |
| 0:23.0 | In 1971 Bill Great's invented Michael Soft. Wouldn't it be cool if I could remember my dingus password from my email? |
| 0:30.0 | You can't be serious. |
| 0:32.0 | Oh, I'm serious baby. I am Yahoo serious. I'm serious FM. Welcome to the world's serious of seriousness sponsored by HoneyNotSeries. |
| 0:39.0 | I like not having fun. I like your idea of fun. I like not having that. |
| 0:46.0 | No, you're going to tell a story. I don't believe that I can bear to listen to another one of your stories right now. |
| 0:56.0 | All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Tuesday edition of TVTL. The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:05.0 | We're still in the mix baby. |
| 1:07.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you from beautiful but cold but Montana. |
| 1:15.0 | In a case gone cold could a podcast bring the heat. I believe the temperature has climbed to a ball me 21 degrees. |
| 1:24.0 | As I look out the window from my hotel room and observe the richest hill on earth as they call it here in but not Montana. |
| 1:33.0 | As butions call it. I learned that that's what people from bute called themselves butions. |
| 1:40.0 | It is actually kind of a beautiful day today. The sun is out, the sky is blue, the snow is white and the podcast is going to be fascinating. |
| 1:50.0 | I can promise you that. Let the fun begin here on episode 3,280 in a collector series. I tried to outpeat to the hut last night. |
| 2:00.0 | Sometimes you got to stop and smell the pizza. I saw I was just driving around view which I should mention is really taking my chances because the roads are still very icy. |
| 2:11.0 | And something is happening with my rented Kia Optima where there's so much ice and snow build up in the inside of the wheel well of the vehicle. |
| 2:22.0 | You can imagine that that sometimes when I turn the wheel it's like the car almost won't turn because these are just solid frozen blocks of ice now that are impeding the wheels. |
| 2:33.0 | And that's what I'm rolling in around beautiful bute Montana and I saw you pizza hut that just had that like classic pizza hut look from many of our childhoods that kind of red sort of slopey roof. |
| 2:48.0 | It's very identifiable and it was like a beacon calling to me in the Montana night and everything went downhill from there. Maybe we'll talk about that. |
| 2:57.0 | Oh speaking of things going downhill. Yesterday we were supposed to play a bunch of voicemails and read a bunch of emails. |
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