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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2020
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Andrew is offended by a pretty inoffensive voicemail he just received, and Luke is dealing with a toe injury that neither Buddhism nor mashed potatoes seem to help. Plus, all of Chris Pratt's famous friends are rushing to his defense on Twitter...for some reason.
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| 0:00.0 | Dairy gas prices |
| 0:04.2 | Sick and twisted just how we like it organic |
| 0:09.2 | dog food |
| 0:11.8 | Is it legal to be this insane guess who I got to hang out this weekend? You have an idea |
| 0:18.0 | My family |
| 0:21.2 | Bruce Chandling excuse me America, do you mind fast food? |
| 0:26.7 | Here we go |
| 0:29.4 | Psycho screwy and totally unbalanced |
| 0:33.2 | Chandling turns the stand-up stage into a mental institution laser pointers, you know |
| 0:39.0 | I'd like to do I like to take my laser car and drive it off of a laser clip |
| 0:50.1 | There are many ways to keep one's lips conditioned. I don't kiss for example 24 hours before performance because kissing makes your lips mushy and |
| 0:58.7 | We cannot have mushy lips and be a champion. It's embarrassing and it's gross, but at least it's kind of funny |
| 1:04.4 | You're hungry you're confused your face is streaked with dry tears |
| 1:09.6 | If you don't ever remember when you started crying first of all, I'd like to see the chef face-to-face |
| 1:15.2 | These are the best cage and chicken nibbles I've ever had. I get it. I knew who you are |
| 1:20.8 | It's been explained to me. I'm into it. We love song |
| 1:25.0 | All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL |
| 1:32.0 | It's that whoa whoa these show that just might be too beautiful |
| 1:36.7 | To live my name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Yeah. Oh, yeah, buddy |
| 1:40.1 | Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center |
| 1:43.1 | Perched a top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City |
| 1:48.3 | Some dark and stormy clouds gathering over Lake Wacom and Squallacom mountain in the background |
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